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“Would you Tusk me? I’d Tusk me. I’d Tusk me hard. I’d Tusk me so hard.”
*steps away from the mirror, tucks dick between legs*
“GOODBYE STEEEEEVIE. I’M FLYYYYYIN OVER YOU. GOODBYE STEEEEEVIE. I’M FLYIN’ FLYIN’ FLYIN’ OVER YOOOOOOOOOU.”