I Only Listen to Classic Rock

Do you hate people who refuse to listen to music made after 1977? Join the fucking party! Send us your favorite examples of rockist douchebags at ionlylistentoclassicrock[at]gmail.com.

permalink See that red-faced fella who looks like an angry Chinese palace guard circa 1621? He’s the “Margaritaville Enforcer.” If he ever grabs you and yells, “FINS TO THE LEFT/FINS TO THE RIGHT/AND YOU’RE THE ONLY BAIT IN TOWN,” you get disappeared. I mean, what did you think they made cheeseburgers with in paradise? Beef? Fucking Buffett noob.

See that red-faced fella who looks like an angry Chinese palace guard circa 1621? He’s the “Margaritaville Enforcer.” If he ever grabs you and yells, “FINS TO THE LEFT/FINS TO THE RIGHT/AND YOU’RE THE ONLY BAIT IN TOWN,” you get disappeared. I mean, what did you think they made cheeseburgers with in paradise? Beef? Fucking Buffett noob.

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