All hail Sir Shreds-A-Lot, proud soldier in the Battle of Getting Susie Derkins’ Bra Off In Under Three Minutes, decorated for combat in the Battle To Get Zep On The School’s P.A. During Homeroom, Man, a warrior who gave his entire life to defending Our Country’s Honor. Sadly, he was struck down in the Fight To Move Out Of the Basement And Get A Real Job, Mark.
