You’d think that people come to Crossroads Guitar Festival to see Eric Clapton shred, or some shit like that, but this is really the big draw: for just 10 bucks you can walk through these tent flaps and see Clapton and Steve Winwood wearin’ nothing but leather, ball-gags, and a whole ton of A1 Steak Sauce, getting their shit pushed in by BB King. I’m not a fag or nothin’, but the whole thing’s pretty awesome, and trust me, the “BB” doesn’t stand for what you think it does. MORE LIKE “SORE BOTTOM BLUES” AMIRITE?
