“Alright, we’ve got two down, so all we need is, uh…twenty-one more guys before our ultimate Neil Young fan club is assembled. Where are we going to find someone to be Trans? Or Greendale? God, if I had known this was going to be such a big ordeal, I never would have had this shirt express mailed. You know what, forget it. I’m not going to cry any tears for this bullshit.”