So what if you’re a whiz at the guitar, kid? You’re stuck practicing pinch harmonics so you can be the next Angus Young, but by the time you’re old enough to use it to get girls, the axe won’t be in style any more. Instead, it’ll be the quiet Asian down the dorm hallway bagging all the co-eds with his totally sexy synthesizer stylings. Wanna hear a little freestyle on the riff to “Take On Me,” baby? I practice all night. Let me just get my strap out so I can do this bad boy right.
