I Only Listen to Classic Rock

Do you hate people who refuse to listen to music made after 1977? Join the fucking party! Send us your favorite examples of rockist douchebags at ionlylistentoclassicrock[at]gmail.com.

permalink Little Nina doesn’t know this Geddy, but she never would’ve been conceived without you. I was at a karaoke bar about ten years ago, and I did “Fly By Night” when I got onstage. Nina’s mom thought I looked so hot up there that as soon as I was done she grabbed my hand, walked me to the bathroom, and we did it right there in the stall. I mean, I’m not the kind of guy who normally does something like that, but it was just the power of your music, flowing through my ve… do you have a boner?

Little Nina doesn’t know this Geddy, but she never would’ve been conceived without you. I was at a karaoke bar about ten years ago, and I did “Fly By Night” when I got onstage. Nina’s mom thought I looked so hot up there that as soon as I was done she grabbed my hand, walked me to the bathroom, and we did it right there in the stall. I mean, I’m not the kind of guy who normally does something like that, but it was just the power of your music, flowing through my ve… do you have a boner?

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