I Only Listen to Classic Rock

Do you hate people who refuse to listen to music made after 1977? Join the fucking party! Send us your favorite examples of rockist douchebags at ionlylistentoclassicrock[at]gmail.com.

permalink Sign your what? I don’t even know what the fuck a shoulderblade is. Trick, I wrote “Bungle in the Jungle.” One time I stuck a flute in Grace Slick’s vag. I haven’t signed anything less scandalous than an areola in like two decades, so you can walk your ass…you’ll give me ten bucks? *Pause* Lean over.

Sign your what? I don’t even know what the fuck a shoulderblade is. Trick, I wrote “Bungle in the Jungle.” One time I stuck a flute in Grace Slick’s vag. I haven’t signed anything less scandalous than an areola in like two decades, so you can walk your ass…you’ll give me ten bucks? *Pause* Lean over.

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