I Only Listen to Classic Rock

Do you hate people who refuse to listen to music made after 1977? Join the fucking party! Send us your favorite examples of rockist douchebags at ionlylistentoclassicrock[at]gmail.com.

permalink “Look, I’m not saying I’m Jesus, but when I put my hand to axe, light comes from the heavens and lights up my mane. I’m like a missionary of rock, spreading the good word of the Lord - Eric Clapton, duh. I like his earlier blues stuff but I really wanna learn how to get sad and shit, like when he was doing heroin and trying to have sex with George Harrison’s wife. That’s where the real power of rock comes from. What do you mean it’s a stage light? I’m not an idiot, Eric. I think I can recognize the light of the Lord when I feel it surrounded me.”

“Look, I’m not saying I’m Jesus, but when I put my hand to axe, light comes from the heavens and lights up my mane. I’m like a missionary of rock, spreading the good word of the Lord - Eric Clapton, duh. I like his earlier blues stuff but I really wanna learn how to get sad and shit, like when he was doing heroin and trying to have sex with George Harrison’s wife. That’s where the real power of rock comes from. What do you mean it’s a stage light? I’m not an idiot, Eric. I think I can recognize the light of the Lord when I feel it surrounded me.”

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