I Only Listen to Classic Rock

Do you hate people who refuse to listen to music made after 1977? Join the fucking party! Send us your favorite examples of rockist douchebags at ionlylistentoclassicrock[at]gmail.com.

permalink Listen, if you really want to win the west, you don’t need guns or steel or armies or anything. All you need to do is get the Asian kids hooked on whatever kind of culture of learning you want, then let them take over so you can control them and control the world. This little girl is wearing this Zep shirt right now; in 15 years, she’ll be running Classic Rock Magazine and in 30 she’ll be the chairman on the board of the Rock n’ Roll Hall of Fame. When that day comes, we’ll all be millionaires.

Listen, if you really want to win the west, you don’t need guns or steel or armies or anything. All you need to do is get the Asian kids hooked on whatever kind of culture of learning you want, then let them take over so you can control them and control the world. This little girl is wearing this Zep shirt right now; in 15 years, she’ll be running Classic Rock Magazine and in 30 she’ll be the chairman on the board of the Rock n’ Roll Hall of Fame. When that day comes, we’ll all be millionaires.

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