I Only Listen to Classic Rock

Do you hate people who refuse to listen to music made after 1977? Join the fucking party! Send us your favorite examples of rockist douchebags at ionlylistentoclassicrock[at]gmail.com.

permalink See, didn’t I tell you I owned all the Genesis CDs? Original and remastered, you little prick! This is why your mother hates you. What does that bitch tell you when you’re at her house? Has she been whoring around again? Jim? Who the fuck is Jim? Is that the car dealer from Waukegan?  Goddammit. I bet he’s listening to my copy of Invisible Touch right now as he plunges her naughty bits. That’s on vinyl, you hear me? 180 gram! It sounds like God snorting lines! Alright, go watch TV while I clean the iguana cage.

See, didn’t I tell you I owned all the Genesis CDs? Original and remastered, you little prick! This is why your mother hates you. What does that bitch tell you when you’re at her house? Has she been whoring around again? Jim? Who the fuck is Jim? Is that the car dealer from Waukegan?  Goddammit. I bet he’s listening to my copy of Invisible Touch right now as he plunges her naughty bits. That’s on vinyl, you hear me? 180 gram! It sounds like God snorting lines! Alright, go watch TV while I clean the iguana cage.

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