Things this kid will never sign up for: A normal childhood, a sexual experience with a girl not wearing a Looney Tunes t-shirt covered in mayonnaise, clothes that actually fit him, fashion symmetry (who the hell only commits to one earring besides pirates and yuppies?). But hey, sweet devil eyes, kid. You’re well on your way to being pigeonholed as a school shooter!
Posted July 9, 2009 at 8:00am in Iron Maiden
