I Only Listen to Classic Rock

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permalink Listen, honey, this is getting absurd. Your dad can’t keep wearing that ridiculous parrot head everywhere he goes. He keeps talking about having margaritas and sponge cake, but he has liver disease; if he touches a drop he’ll shrivel up like a fat kid in the sun. I think he thinks he’s Toucan Sam. We need to put him in a home.

Listen, honey, this is getting absurd. Your dad can’t keep wearing that ridiculous parrot head everywhere he goes. He keeps talking about having margaritas and sponge cake, but he has liver disease; if he touches a drop he’ll shrivel up like a fat kid in the sun. I think he thinks he’s Toucan Sam. We need to put him in a home.

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permalink See that red-faced fella who looks like an angry Chinese palace guard circa 1621? He’s the “Margaritaville Enforcer.” If he ever grabs you and yells, “FINS TO THE LEFT/FINS TO THE RIGHT/AND YOU’RE THE ONLY BAIT IN TOWN,” you get disappeared. I mean, what did you think they made cheeseburgers with in paradise? Beef? Fucking Buffett noob.

See that red-faced fella who looks like an angry Chinese palace guard circa 1621? He’s the “Margaritaville Enforcer.” If he ever grabs you and yells, “FINS TO THE LEFT/FINS TO THE RIGHT/AND YOU’RE THE ONLY BAIT IN TOWN,” you get disappeared. I mean, what did you think they made cheeseburgers with in paradise? Beef? Fucking Buffett noob.

Posted in Jimmy Buffett
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