I Only Listen to Classic Rock

Do you hate people who refuse to listen to music made after 1977? Join the fucking party! Send us your favorite examples of rockist douchebags at ionlylistentoclassicrock[at]gmail.com.

permalink Listen, if you really want to win the west, you don’t need guns or steel or armies or anything. All you need to do is get the Asian kids hooked on whatever kind of culture of learning you want, then let them take over so you can control them and control the world. This little girl is wearing this Zep shirt right now; in 15 years, she’ll be running Classic Rock Magazine and in 30 she’ll be the chairman on the board of the Rock n’ Roll Hall of Fame. When that day comes, we’ll all be millionaires.

Listen, if you really want to win the west, you don’t need guns or steel or armies or anything. All you need to do is get the Asian kids hooked on whatever kind of culture of learning you want, then let them take over so you can control them and control the world. This little girl is wearing this Zep shirt right now; in 15 years, she’ll be running Classic Rock Magazine and in 30 she’ll be the chairman on the board of the Rock n’ Roll Hall of Fame. When that day comes, we’ll all be millionaires.

Posted in Led Zeppelin
permalink Also taken: STRWY2HVN, PLNTPG4LF, and HPLSSDRK.

Also taken: STRWY2HVN, PLNTPG4LF, and HPLSSDRK.

Posted in Led Zeppelin
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My nephew played it for me, and I said, ‘You asshole. That is Led Zeppelin.’
— Zakk Wylde, on hearing Diddy’s “Come With Me” for the first time
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permalink We replicate Zeppelin in every way, from the awesome riffs to the promo art made for 14-year olds. EDIT: And do I even have to make the joke about being “Over the Hill and Far Away”?

We replicate Zeppelin in every way, from the awesome riffs to the promo art made for 14-year olds.

EDIT: And do I even have to make the joke about being “Over the Hill and Far Away”?

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That’s stupid. If they get off the island, they could see Led Zeppelin play.
— on the decision of Lost characters to stay on the island in 1974 instead of going to the main land
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permalink This dude is so committed to living out an experience from twenty years before he was born that he took this photo in a regular ass wooden house, showing complete dedication to outdated shit. Guys like this are either trying to get you smoke out of an apple, trying to touch your vagina, or both. “You gotta hear ‘Dazed and Confused’ while tripping nutmeg, dude. It will f*ck you up.” Gnarly, bro. Say hi to the rest of the kids in the 7th grade.

This dude is so committed to living out an experience from twenty years before he was born that he took this photo in a regular ass wooden house, showing complete dedication to outdated shit. Guys like this are either trying to get you smoke out of an apple, trying to touch your vagina, or both. “You gotta hear ‘Dazed and Confused’ while tripping nutmeg, dude. It will f*ck you up.” Gnarly, bro. Say hi to the rest of the kids in the 7th grade.

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