I Only Listen to Classic Rock

Do you hate people who refuse to listen to music made after 1977? Join the fucking party! Send us your favorite examples of rockist douchebags at ionlylistentoclassicrock[at]gmail.com.

permalink “Hell yeah bro, this way the next time I’m standing up and about to get a blowjy from some babe, she can grab a hold of my shins and draw power from the majesty of Zoso. I’ll be like Robert fuckin’ Plant, shoving a swordfish into some groupie’s cooch, or whatever the hell it was. You wanna huff this? It’s a clean sock. Well, except for the spraypaint.”

“Hell yeah bro, this way the next time I’m standing up and about to get a blowjy from some babe, she can grab a hold of my shins and draw power from the majesty of Zoso. I’ll be like Robert fuckin’ Plant, shoving a swordfish into some groupie’s cooch, or whatever the hell it was. You wanna huff this? It’s a clean sock. Well, except for the spraypaint.”

permalink Much like Eric Clapton’s ability to make good music, this tattoo will one day fade. However, this guy doesn’t have to worry; unless they invent a time machine, it’s never going to be 1970 again.

Much like Eric Clapton’s ability to make good music, this tattoo will one day fade. However, this guy doesn’t have to worry; unless they invent a time machine, it’s never going to be 1970 again.

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